Hold the shift button and left click:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nV7E64KGguY

For the benfit of all you newbies out there, click on the link given above. When the window opens, press PAUSE. Then Alt Tab to MSN and talk to your loserish friends. Then when you've gotten sick of them. Alt Tab back to youtube and watch the video after its FULLY buffer-ed. Once you're done with the youtube. Come back to this screen and read what follows.




introducing.. our very own. tjc climbing club guys.. applause pls. as u can see we're all very hyped-up and ready to rock and roll and own rockmasters. there were some 140 participants in the novice men category and they are all piled up behind us like coolies being shipped to singapore with only a 20m by 20m holding room. *refer to the video at time 8:25* so they decided to rip me apart. with kelvin lookin at graham's tralala and jingwen acting like a roti prata seller selling ramly burger.


and there i was. up on my first route. after waiting for some 2-3hrs in the steam room. the tile my right leg was stepping on was the starting tile. which many fell on just to be able to get to my position. yet i could do a pangsai position there easily... my right hand is up going:" oh yeah giddy up cowboy!"


suddenly from the corner of my eye i see a mosquito and since i hate them. my left hand instinctively launch and went to slap the tile that poor lil insect was resting on. PIAK. DYNAMIC ACTION! *for all thoes who watch naruto. this is GAI's phrase when he was fighting against kisame*


suddenly, i didnt feel like climbing anymore. hence i started to down climb safely onto the mattress.


and there i was. resting on a chair. hideen away in the shadows. smirking at the dead mosquito.


next up. it was route NUMBER 2. as wonderfully demonstrated here. this route is espcially friendly to tall people like me. but would be rather crampy for taller people like graham or chicken for the starting part of the route.


here. im applying what i've learnt which what philips always says to maintain a TRIPOD position in which ur hand and two legs form an imginary triangle on the wall. for minimum repulsion and maximise stability. go read your chem bonding.


the blue shit there is called a volume. and its the ending tile.


me, being super strong. decided to choose to continue my climb. since i didnt want to bore the spectators and to give them something to cheer about. hence i chose not to end my climb but to reach for the next tile beside the volume. PART 1.


realising i was about to fall.my left leg decided to kick the wall. once again, DYNAMIC ACTION! PART 2.


phew. i've deicded that my left hand and left leg is still the strongest. alas. time and tide waits for no man. i decided to not waste my time and chose to come down after displaying my talents on the wall. to much applause from the audience for my entertainment value. PART 3.


and there i was. waving to the crowd and acknowledging thier unrelentless support for me. and the cameraman doing a close-up with me. 2.13 is the score i was given upon 3 for my skills.


route 3 was tough. the starting alr gave me a DYNAMIC ACTION! and i had no choice but to flex my left STRONG hand muscles. even the route judge cum supporter of mine was about to raise his arms in awe of me and ready to give me some form of support by clapping his hands.


at this point. my right arm looks distorted. but evidently. my supporter is still in awe and looks to give an even bigger round of applause for me.


and well. lets not be too bothered about the results of that route or for that competition for that matter shall we? let's just enjoy the company of this bunch of gays while we still can ok? im sure gona miss the trainings and competitions we've participated as a club. erm. wheres graham aka Ji Hong Kia (jhk) lookin at? i tot there were only guys in that room!



OK crap done. THIS Friday. PUMPFEST. VIVOCITY. come support TJC climbing club. better yet. COME SUPPORT ME.
http://ntuodac.com/pumpfest/

TJCCC. LETS UUHHSAR on that day!!! PAWN THE WALLS AT VIVO!

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RULES: Each person who gets tagged needs to write a blog post of their own 6 idiosyncrasies as well as clearly state this rule. After stating your 6 weirdness you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names at the bottom of the entry. Dont forget to leave a comment on their tagboards that says "you’re tagged!" and tell them to read your blog for information as to what it means.

Idiosyncrasy #1: im not tt short. im just tall. and u're just taller. so shut up. you can blame someone for over eating and becoming overweight. you can blame someone for not eating enough and wanted to look like african kids. as much as you cant blame people to be blessed with long legs and extensive skin to cover their body, u cant blame me to be less endowed with height as you are. i rest my case. go talk to zhengrui now.

Idiosyncrasy #2: my muscles are fake. sure they are. cant stand thoes who havent seen me in real life doubt my friendster profile pics like imma twit kid who posts weird angled fotos of themselves to look cuter becos they look like ju-on when you look at them str in the face. in da first place weird angled pics dun look anyone look cuter right? i cant prove it physically or mathematically. i've failed using e=mc^2 and normal distribution.

Idiosyncrasy #3: i like sports. im active. i have or would like to be acknowledge tt i have ball sense. and i lurve to flaunt it on the court esp during games or comps. i am sporty. i like to be active. i play games. i do sports. just like how smokers think they are cool to pay money to kill themselves. and just like how ppl likes to go clubbing and think its cool. aiyar. just pass me the ball la.

Idiosyncrasy #4: at this point im struggling at thinking of what to write. ok i like humour. i like laughing jokes. funny thinggs. cool stuffs. zen stuffs. i like humorous ppl. i like to be humorous. i like open, friendly, sociable and easy-going , easy to talk to people whom i can easily connect with. erm. not too much to ask for right? since i fulfil each component??

Idiosyncrasy #5: er, like jer-net i keep short fingernails cos of climbing. er. just get a climber. tell him or her to leave long fingernails. tell him or her to dead-point with a big dynamic move onto a lousy hold like a crimp. den er. come back and continue reading.

Idiosyncrasy #6: Jeanette takes pleasure in shitting. darren does too. esp in sch level 1 toilet besides sc room, first two cubicle. at least two rolls of toilet paper is needed to make darren feel secure b4 he starts his pleasure journey. accompanied with mini-golf, foto quest or tennis. sometimes FIR's get high played out loudy helps soothe the butt muscles also.

Idiosyncrasy #7(optional): Jeanette is wondering why there's an optional 7th idiosyncrasy. darren wonders why jeanette wonders this way.

suay pigs: see, unlike her. i dun share. u can copy paste this in ur blog and acknowledge its by me. or u can just alt f4 now.

WOW. see the time now? its hours before the finals of rockmaster. i just finished mixing my own music after listening to gary's version of e songs " technologic" and "better off alone". woah. inspiration. causes me to do stupid stuffs like sacrificing my slp and being late for tmrs meetin and cheerin of terence. not to mention to screw up the rest of the week due to my accumulated insuffcient slp. add on that i havent touched any hw. i hope the songs were worth my while. pls ask me to send e songs to u and rate it! tks!

Maybe it's just because i over estimate myself. I think i am good. i think i am strong. i think i am weicheng, kelvin or terence. When in actual fact. Im just darren.

Maybe it's because i do so much sports and want to excel in each of them that i become a living example of "Jack of all trades, master of none." Hell, i wouldn't even dare say I'm as good as Jack or have such favourable terms of trade that i can proudly use "all".

Maybe it's because I was pampered by Coach in CCHS such that i cant take it lying down the fact that i'm not even second best. Or third best. Or even 4th best. Hell, this can go on forever.

Maybe it's because i've nurtured this sore-loserish attitude within me that i'm afraid of losing. Or that i have problems coming to terms with losing. Losing wouldn't mean competing myself against someone, but rather fighting the pump and finishing the route.

Maybe it's because i fare so much better in other sports like badminton, volleyball or soccer that i feel my standards in climbing is way below mediocre. I don't really know about this.

Maybe it's because i have high expectations. I want to do well all the time and finish all the routes i set out doing.

Maybe it's because i compare myself too much with others. Especially Terence. Which everyone knows is so thick-skinned and bu zi liang li. But somehow. I cant help but feel jealous at his skills when seemingly, i've put in a tad more effort than him and yet still lose out to him. Its frustrating to know that i've sacrificed my month-long diet and abstained from meat just to reduce pump and yet to no avail. And i trust you all know how much i cant live without devouring meat.

Maybe it's because im jealous of how philip concentrates on either eleanor or terence and neglect somehow the problems im facing. Like i need some guidance or at least a ray of light on this dark road but yet i have to go searching for the light to find my way.

I can have so many maybe. But my sis wanna use the com. so i shall end this nonsensical post that i dont meant half of what i've said. cos i just needed to add drama and spice here so people will come back reading and checking for updates.

Anyhow, i shall pick myself up... TAKE THE LEAD. WALK IT OUT.

SMACK THAT. SHAKE. RUN IT. PUMP IT. GO HARD OR GO HOME.

LETS GO. IM'MA SHINE.

*yeah.. listening to these songs does pick me real high up.