wah poot. xmas is over. haha. lets do this seldom done recap on what i've done for e past few days ok?

wah. to shop fr e xmas exchange shit at gordon's place was tedious sia.. go bugis.. walk here walk dere. wad bugis village.. den bugis parco itself.. walk up walk down. all done wid faris.. budget was sth like 10-30? lol. den guess what. i exceeded it. so untypical me la. i would usually hit or barely scrap the min price. lol. not that i do dis often or always buy presents.. i mean like dis is almost my fers time? but who cares la. just make it good la. lol den spent abt 35? den when e actual gift exchange was made... i doubt they even hit 30. or maybe sum did. i dunno. i just see what they give and judge myself maybe onli 20 plus ba. i duno.

xmas eve went kayakin as i said i would. wow. completed one star course just like that. its easy. bu ran jiao one star?! haha. but i wun forget the fers day on 17. wah.. first time exercise during the hols. den like can say almost over-exert myself. come back home in fact havent come back home my hands alr pain like shit sia. hand pain.. skin pain cos of sun burn.. den scalp pain olso. ya la ya la balding la.. so the lack-of-hair-spots on my head was red due to the evil sun rays la... den im thinkin like my scalp is peeling like that. cos a few days after that.. when my hands like ruffle thru my hand got white white things like that. almost like dandruff but i dun tink dandruff so big.. so i conclude is my skin peeling lor.. like yuck rite. rite on top of my head. eeew.. anyway its over.. or rather its healing and gettin better. so back to kayaking.. i felt that it was a complete waste of time la. like.. everything i noe alr?!?!?! its like.. now for me to go thru a course of BASIC VBALL COURSE.. or like FUNDAMENTALS of playin soccer. or like.. tips to shooting a bball.. like wth la.. i guess i tink i know enuff to not go thru thoes stupid basic courses la.. but being the follow-sequence kinda guy.. i just go wid the flow lor.. learn from beginning.. so first star was basiccaly repeating everything i think i noe la. like paddling forward or how to move in a straight line.. lol.. any idiot would know u must paddle equal no on both sides la. if u 5 times left den 3 times left.. of cos it will slant to one side rite?! so moving straight din pose so much of a prob as i tot it would.. lol. now to haolian..

while e others were desperately trying to paddle striaght forward.. i was paddlin backwards.. like.. back stroke la. den summore i can be faster and straighter den them lol. so like when instructor say ok paddle to that fishing boat.. i went like backwards.. den overtake everyone.. den ended up fers.. den i had to face everyone else paddling towards me.. u can picture? like u runnin a race.. den u take the lead.. den u run backwards and look at everyone else like paddlin hard towards u.. so funny la. i dun even noe to look at them.. thier faces.. or pretent to be paddling wid difficulty.. what can i say? i guess obs did up my basics for kayaking pretty well. ok tt's damn swell headed la.. but anyway. i haf to admit i stil learn new things la. like how to move side ways.. using J DRAW and CLASS DRAW.. thats cool la. and i can on the spot do 360 turn.. its so like robotics la.. motor a and motor c. left is motor a right is motor c.. den havin programmed so many times of turning move forward move backward.. so like my brain was thinkin in terms of robotic to paddle the kayak. lol. innovative? i rather think its stupid.

ok la.. overall the course was cool.. made new fwens. but seriously i din expect the course to haf adults la. but easily.. guess what... im the youngest there. like can u believe it. i expected it to be like.. for kids onli.. like children of our age.. but hell.. 30 over adults married alr are there learning wid us.. and guess what.. they even haf thier own dirving license la.. so maybe.. i guess to them its just like going thru another driving lesson. but this time using a different mode of transport tt's all. 12 ppl. 3 of us the youngest. me derek and li xian.. the rest are like.. bigger den us liao.. den coincidentally there were 3 ny jc'ians there. like.. my senior! haha. den on the second day.. we moer open and fwenly wid each other liao. so since being the usual playful me.. and sociable and whatever u may call.. i went to disturb them. actually one. the nyjc senior. den paddle purposely go bang onto them.. den make them capsize.. but i din succeed. end up? derek and his sis (yes derek's sis cassandra tagged along on the second day.. she din pay for e course but just tagged along lor) started a capsize-darren-group. like woah. almost half the group came around me and wanna capsize me. can u imagine la.. u alone out there. so vunerable everyone having thier hands on my kayak and swaying it to and fro. while im desperately holding on to my seniors kayak to prevent myself from falling into the water. den water splash here splash there. leaving my kayak to be filled wid water.. like wow. inside got fish liao.. haha. dangerous sia.. so many kayak.. i was <----> dis close from capsizing into e water. like no way la. its standard u dowanna drop into the water and get wet. and ggoodness knows what lies in the water. even at the shore got so many jellyfish liao.. plus we so deep far out at sea.. bad place to capsize. lucky sum sense hit derek and when saw me so despo struggling to stay un-capsized told them to stop.. like wth. SO MANY la. all wanna take revenge.. swing kayak here and there, use paddle hit me. arrgh. (do i sound gay? im startin to sound like sum1..)

so yes. finally i haf my one star cert. ITS COOOL!!! immma one starr'er now. dun pray pray. next time can jio me out kayak liao. officially. cos im a certified one star! after kayakin wic ended abt 4 plus 5 on 24dec. went hometo prepare for dinner. lol. sis styled my hair. sia la. im soo out liao.. i so long no style rili forgot how to do it liao. serious. can sum enw hair trend faster start? so i can pick it up again.. i rili forgot how to spike liao. den when my sis did it for me.. its like.. dawning back onto me liao.. but freak it. who gives a damn abt the hair.. i so gonna change to side parting liao. thoes guai kia type ok? see me at jc hanging out wid nerds alr. so dun find me to party anymore. no more. books now. books books books den specs. dinner was cool at sume MISS U cafe at bedok. woah. e whole place seems almost booked by us. quite cool la. got wine got beer. haha. drink until face red. im not dat pro la. i dun go clubbin at thoes sort.. kinda noob compare to guoming. like who cares. grow up den say. like my sis la. after dinner go dunno whr club liao. zz. food was good. but still. the wine and beer rocks. not to mention new zealand natural icecream.. sedap! there olso got com wid internet. lol. use msn. haha

after that thon at gordons place. wahh. internet.. mahjong.. ps2... what celebrity death match.. big boobs girl squzze onli got milk come out to shoot ppl.. omg.. so disguting.. violent.. and ra.. keli brot her bro.. dman cool name sia.. alfi i tink.. wah he speak m'sia chinese i dun understand. den play dynasty warriors. wahhh he damn pro!!! buay tahan.. y isnt keli half as smart as her bro man.. sigh. gift exchange was cool. end up jenny is my mortal or angel i dunno wad. she gave me billabong leather wallet. woah woah faris must be thinkin what i think he is thinkin. but no. its quite small. and VELCRO. gay rite. jenny la.. gay wallet.. haha. joking la. wait its quicksilver. not billabong. haha. but tks la. tks all. xmas countdown was cool.

wad comes after xmas? countdown to 06. oh baby. oh baby. but b4 daty is wad? m'sia!! haha. spend spend spend. i wanan buy sch supplies and new yr clothes dere. den come back sg save up liao. no more shopping. but m'sia.. no way im gonna hold back man. haha. 28 29 go msia KL. gordon sis.. gordon.. eric.. xinhui.. me.. my sis.. thats the line up. 3-3. 3 guys 3 gers. travel by coach. go dere monring 8am flight. (izzit flight? on coach is flight meh) den come back on 29 midnight.. wooh that goona be so cool. travel all black black de.. any suggestion to do on the coach? or anything u guys wanna me to get u all? just tag ok. anything to buy.. what to do... places to intro.. just do it.


hope everyone else is living thier hols up. cos its one more last pathetic week okkk? soon tt privilege is gonna be snatched away from u whether u like it or not. chill guys.