things to blog:
1. birthday
2. army


1. 24th in BMCT ppl were like cheerin "tmr is our book out day... book out... book out... tmr is our book out day.. bookout bookout day..." inside i was thinkin of how to incoperate the word birthday inside the cheer along with bookout day. so durin dinner on 24th i kept rehearsing the cheer in my head tryin to add in the word birthday or creat a new cheer for my own birthday on 25th. haha. but i failed. nonethless spirits were high. morale was high, everyone was lookin forward to 25th. OUR BOOK OUT DAY.

24th and 25th i sorta got tekan by both commanders and platoon mates alike. like once SGT james pump me abt 50 over times because i was platoon ic and i didnt know the strength of the platoon. BUT it was all in GOOD FUN, JOY and MERRY LAUGHTER. and im not complaining. at least my presence was acknowledged.

25th came. and the day in tekong dragggggggged. i just couldnt wait for book out time. from 1600. drag till 2000. 2000 then they started RO (routine orders) ie just a general meeting and debrief for the entire company. so 2000 RO. RO toook quite some time (esp to me since i cant wait to step on spore grnd to celeb my bday) den finally time to march to ferry terminal. i think i touched spore land roughly only arnd 2100??

mum and small sis were there at pasir ris mrt with a cake. haha. went hme. cut cake. took pics with me in smart4 to send to dad in china. well. by tt time it was already past 2200. so bascially. that was the end of my 19th bday. alil sad. a alil un-eventful. but i cant blame no one. if only i could haf booked out on 24th. if only my bdae was on 26th. then my 19th bday wouldnt be so pathetic. nevertheless. my name is still darren and im as good lookin as ever.

my bday celebration was nth compared to keli. like seriously. her friends had it all planned for her. and im rili freaking jealous. grr. from having a surprise visit at her place by her cedarian friends. to gg out shoppin with them. to gg fish and co glasshouse for dinner and surprising her by invitin a bunch load of close friends to honour her 19th bday. gaarrrhhh she had at least 4 cakes la!!!! i only had one from my family! but yet again. NEVERTHELESS im still darren and can do 20 pull ups and look dashingly cute when botak.


2. army life is
fun cos i like the military
tiring cos everything is abt physical stuff u march run sweat carry slog toil and every muscle in ur body is worked
hectic cos u always haf to rush u cannot take ur time. 15mins to eat. 5 to queue and take food. 2 to keep ur plates and cutlery abt 8 mins only to really consume ur food
busy cos u very seldom have spare time aka admin time aka slack time. you are always on the go, doing sth.
sleepy 6 hrs of slp is nt enuff. esp with so much physcial stuffs.
hot cos tekong sun is IMBA. its 1-2 degree hotter den in spore. plus theres not much shade and shelter so its like you're doing everything at sentosa.
sweaty for obvious reasons. u do PT under the sun u do unarmed combat under the sun. thats enuff to bake you.
sticky cos i can stick on sloppers very well
stinky cos i nv wash my clothes at all for that 2 weeks aka 14 days
cold esp in the morn. and if u even tried bathing in the morn. ur balls shrink so much. u haf problem finding them at ur crotch.

thats basically it and im bookin in NOW already.

tuesday is outfield camp for me. 6 days out in the wilderness the jungle. no water no bathing no food no fruits just dried rations like biscuits and sleepin in ur own " grave" abt 1-2m deep and 10m away from everyone. if it rains. its GG.

i've learnt not to take civilian life for granted. i cherish every civilian moment in spore and i treasure everything now.

the tall girl beside me is cheryl. she is so cute i walked her home last night and even dreamt of her after that.

damn i dun haf her no.

MY BDAY IS ON 25th JAN RMB.

I DOWAN TO CELEB INSIDE TEKONG.

I book out on 25th evening.

26TH celeb for me!

the very first cycling trip. i rmb i was out at town with van the man cos it was her off day and she has no friends. den went home abt 9 plus 10. to meet bel who was already on the way cycling to my house from kallang. ask him how he do that. kallang eunos kaki bukit ubi defu hougang. lol. ok so when i reached hme. pump air into bike. then bel is here. den we cycled to punggol to find weicheng. den wc brought us to punggol jetty. up to HUGE slopes. i liken it to mega and baby roof. lol
after that go find eleanor at pasir ris. cycled thru TPE. chiong the entire stretch. quite dangerous yet exciting. very scared police car suddenly stop by and catch us since its illegal to cycle on expressway. go pasir ris found eleanor. went to changi eat supper. philip kelly were sleeping already. then cycled to changi beach. so a few ah gua / gays. holy. body figure sizzling hor. face adams apple ultra turn you off. rhymes. so decided to take this picture somewhere along the way. somewhere around changi. den cycled from changi beach to east coast park. IMBA LONG. the park connector the entire route we cycled was easily 10km. my hands super sore. den talk cock slack at bedok jetty where people were fishing. den after tt. it was home sweet home at abt 7-8am in the morn.
countdown new yr eve at my place. transition of 31-12-07 to 01-01-08. had BBQ at my place. dun feel offended if you werent here. i just needed some time with the gay BOYSSSS ~!@$%$ lol. everyone. everyone except chicken cycled here. means everyone has a bike. and at 1am in the new morn of the very first day of 08. what could you do? where could you go with a bunch of gay boys with bikes each??? no transport? NIGHT CYCLING LA. this time. we just did bascially the same shit. but less hiong. distance. much less shorter den previous. oh i think i was hunting tigerx when the clock strike 12. lol
SAME SHIT. punggol jetty. up and down the big slopes again. i realise both pictures my pose are almost identical. i knew it. u scrolled up to check. ok. so there you go. survivors of gunung stong. standing there admiring its peak. (it really felt like that once u finised cycling the two imba STEEP slope. trust me. its steep. ur tighs will burn after that) and then it was more exploring our pungggol. scary eerie dark cold and freaky. everyone is cursing at tthe ppl who choose to stay and live at that estate. pay me money i also dowan live there.
bob the builder lent us his bull dozer. so we climbed up. take picture. even after a police car drove by. after taking that picture. the bulldozer transformed into optimus prime. and said "autobots rolll out!" so we kept rollin rollin rollin rollin rockin all the way to jalan kayu and had pizza. ya surely pizza of cos is prata. rhymes again. prata is so imba, i cant stop my mama, from tryin the banana. ok at pratamania i saw miss charmaine gan. hiphop teacher with bunch of hiphop guuys at 3-4am in e morn at jalankayu. lol. after tt. we went home. talk cock outside my hse. half outside half inside. abt army life. imba. ARMY LIFE. nice talk. go ask junyu's blog. talk. go home. slp.

ok gtg. psp party at my place. psp party AGAIN. lets go.

5 days and counting!

I found this in my junk mail. I saw this title FORM MR. LUIS FRANK. I have no idea what prompted me to open it. But when i open the message. I got this. The email is luis.frank.hotmail.com.fr



FORM MR. LUIS FRANK.
FOREIGN REMITTANCE MANAGER.
BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A)
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO.

Dear Friend,

STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL

I know that this mail will come to you as a surprise as we never met before. I am the FOREIGN REMITTANCE MANAGER of B.O.A Bank of African. I Hoped- that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that I am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families.

I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of ($18.5 million) Eighteen Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars immediately to your account. The money has been dormant (in-active) for 10 years in our Bank here without any body coming for it.

I want to release the money to you as the nearest person to our deceased customer (the owner of the account) who died a long with his supposed next of kin in air crash since August 1997.

I don't want the money to go into our Bank treasury as an abandoned fund, so this is the reason why I contacted you, so that my Bank will release the money to you as the nearest person to the deceased cutomer. Please I would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete it if you are not interested.

Upon receipt of your reply, I will send you full details on how the business will be executed and also note that youwill have 40% of the above mentioned amount if you agree to help me execute this business.

Thanks and waiting for your urgent response.

Best Regards
MR LUIS FRANKFOREIGN REMITTANCE MANAGER
B.O.A BANK OF AFRICA



lol. joke. i still took the courtesy of correcting some spelling and grammatical errors. But i couldnt be bothered to read the entire email to correct the whole thing. lol.

i feel that even if they want to scam my money they should try harder. like really harder? lol. this is a joke.

oh no. i just "betray(ed) this trust and confident that I(he) am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families". oh no. will i get sued?!?!?!?! lol _l_














ok ugly stupid things aside. kelly shared this with me through email. thought i should spread the love.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGoi1MSGu64

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlYkIJVguCU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbbxA8a_M_s&feature=related

i would say its 30% good music, 20% talent, 30% stand-up comedy-ly funny and a 100% entertainment. ok editted lyrics from linkin park's remember the name.









9 days to enlistment!!!